Why is this here? & Then Some..

This is a real posting I received from the Guestbook, this person did not take the time to include a return e-mail address but to clear up any confusion and save other people time, here is the letter and my explanation.

 

First Name: jack
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Comment: why did you make this site, i mean what is your purposes its not like people are going to buy them for self defence. So again there was no purpose to do so right military knows enough about them any ways so there would remain no purpose for this site, and (Overflow, guestbook limits comments to save space)
My Location: redding
My Email:

In Response.

Why?? "FUN & PERSONAL ENJOYMENT" and this was so important to the people that founded this country it was written into "The Declaration of Independence"

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

In simple terms Miniguns make some people "HAPPY" And after all if you have the money, reside in a "Class 3 Allowed State In The US", pay the transfer tax & pass the background check you can have one. Even the BB version is a hell of a lot of fun!

Myself.... I have NO understanding why anyone would spend $12.99 on a CD by Michael Jackson, but some people do & they enjoy it. I don't ask why or ask them to explain how that music makes them happy, I just accept the fact that it does & roll up my window on occasion when I am stuck in traffic next to a car playing Michael Jackson tunes through a 3000 watt car stereo system. I don't share their feelings about his music but I accept their right to listen to it. I never understood that thing with his little monkey friend back in the late 80's but whatever it was, I guess that is his right too...

Now that this all has been said, try to accept the fact that some people enjoy miniguns whether they shoot bullets, BB's, airsoft pellets or even monkey treats. These pages, information & pictures are all for them. If miniguns are not your "Thing" click here, this may be your "Thing"

I hope this has helped some of you but please, don't waste your time Emailing me in an attempt to enlighten me to your personal reasoning why I should enjoy Michael Jackson's recordings or how you made thousands of dollars last year trading 3 inch tall stuffed toys on the internet. I have other things to do..

Note To The A.S.P.C.A. & The Freaks At P.E.T.A. All of my knowledge about Michael Jackson's pet monkey came from reading material in the checkout line of my local grocery, I have no direct knowledge of any incident so don't bother emailing me either. From what I read in the Globe and this other tabloid magazine about the incident you really should probably Interview his monkey, or perhaps one of his recent little houseguests.

 

Now Am I A BAD American??

Random Thoughts I Happen to Agree With

Bad American
by "Reported not to be George Carlin" but who knows..

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang about, words don't kill people but some mental illness can, will and does.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, just like having a vagina does not make you a prostitute.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason and now political correctness has scarred them too.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think all fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.

In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

My heroes are John Wayne, Titan Gilroy, the Simpsons, and whoever cancelled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it, for 3 minutes it can be entertaining though.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut to hell up!

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, then I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I hate those idiots standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I think kids using the 1st amendment right to march in the streets to give their 2nd amendment right away is one reason we dont let them vote in the first place.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was possibly a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you, too, are a Bad American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!

 

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